Top Ten Reasons Why You Should Fuck Animals
March 30, 2006 on 2:57 pm | In jokes, zoosex | 2 Comments10. You don’t have to give them chocolates or treat them to a candlelight dinner before fucking them.
9. They are always available.
8. They don’t give a damn if you’re… uh, small or whether you cum at once.
7. They don’t transmit diseases like HIV or AIDS.
6. You can quit the foreplay and get down to the fucking right away.
5. They don’t get squeamish at the thought of you chaining them first.
4. You don’t need to pay them first before fucking them.
3. You can fuck them anywhere. Just as long as other people don’t see you.
2. You’ll get a kick out of doing the forbidden. (Excuse the pun. 
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And the top one reason why you should fuck animals is…..
1. You don’t have to worry about one of you getting pregnant afterwards.
Horsesex at its best
March 29, 2006 on 1:28 pm | In horsesex | 4 CommentsCheck out these great teen playing with her horse. This is where horsesex is all about 
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A Bestial Tongue Twister Sarah suck a sucked hot sash sheep
March 28, 2006 on 10:59 am | In jokes | 2 CommentsAnd here’s another one!!! Have fun!!!
Sarah suck a sucked-hot sash sheep
that sucked of hot-sucked sheep
as the sunshine shone
on the side of the sucked-hot sheep shed
Signs That Your Boyfriend Doesn’t Understand You’re into Animal Sex
March 27, 2006 on 1:48 pm | In jokes, zoosex | 1 Comment10: He wonders why your other friends giggle to themselves when you tell him you were just giving the dog a bath in your bathroom.
9: He wonders why that eel on his aquarium keeps on dying every time he comes home from a business trip. Note: You were looking after his apartment.
8: He then wonders later why your pussy smell kinda fishy during sex.
7: You find yourself saying, “Come on over, Doggy and I just finished.”
6: He wonders why the dog he gave you last Christmas suddenly seems to hate him now.
5: You tell him you that your dog sleeps with you in your room without mentioning that the two of you do more than just sleep.
4: After having a fight, you get drunk and wake up in a stable. You call your boyfriend to pick you up. He asks, “What the hell happened to you?” You answer, “Riding?”
3: He accepts the fact that when he caught you in the cow pen with white milky fluid on your face you were just milking the cows but got so thirsty and drank the milk afterwards..
2: He doesn’t like going to your place anymore because he feels that all your pets are giving him evil looks.
And the number one sign that your Boyfriend doesn’t understand you’re into Animal Sex……
1. You tell him that you want him to fuck her pussy and he says, “Well, okay honey. But could we please get rid of that large tiger first?”
Hot Babe Bangs with A Serpent
March 27, 2006 on 1:46 pm | In beastsex | No Comments“Hot Babe Bangs With A Serpent”, How does that sound to you??? Well, it freaks me out at first as I check on this one blog site (Beastblog.dk). How could one fuck a serpent or a snake for that matter??? You guys should check on that one, you will see a gorgeous bitch playing with one Albino Python or whatever that snakes breed was. Just click the link and more will come your way. Oh, so freakingly HOT!!!
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